October 2011
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thank you for spoiling Glee for me Tumblr
September 2011
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vultures
everywhere i look
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Fox Nabs HIMYM Creators' Comedy Pilot 'Goodwin... →
tells me that the end is near…
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Shakespeare Translations
Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin, as self-neglecting
Translation:
Masturbating isn’t really THAT bad…
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saturday night
just finished watching Mad Men with commentary by Matt Weiner.
now i’m about to eat Chinese food and read comics.
later i’m going to write and occasionally glance at SNL.
a leisure night.
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Here’s one: Two old fellows sit on a park bench. The tall one says to the short one, “Y’know, I’ve have a lot of regrets in my life, but the biggest one was that I didn’t find myself a wife.”
“No kidding?” says the short guy.
“Yup, never married. Didn’t see the point,” says the tall one.
The short fellow says,...
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SESAME STREET DOES GLEE.
OH MY GOD.
I feel uncomfortable with how much better this is than Glee.
dude I seriously can’t deal with how good this is
god it’s literally perfect I’m laughing so hard
Gee, this just demands a reblog.
This is basically PERFECT.
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sometimes i want to cut my hair
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but then when i can do this, i don’t want to anymore
goodness..
who's to say what is moral?
immorality is subjective, yet subjectivity is objective. but NOT in a rational scheme of perception. however perception itself is irrational. wholly immanent and ALWAYS imbued with arrogant ignorance, mistaken for omniscience. but it’s really, kinda, all we have, isn’t it?
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black hearts
a year ago, i wrote this: http://paperclipsquares.tumblr.com/search/joan+jett
and tonight i find this:
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needs a comic book store fix
youtube-ing 90’s nickelodeon show theme songs.
“operation: healthy” began today. which i don’t mind so much, although FINDING things to eat seems to be the biggest nuisance.
i mean it’s not THAT hard but still.
cousin carrie, coworker gabby, bestfriend sam’s birthday. all within three days of each other. jeezze.
LB COMICON...
i'd love to be the best part of your evening
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wants an iphone just to make a tumblr whale.
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i think my problem is that i want everything i...
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My buddy calls me at 11 and asks me if I want to get high. Then he starts talking about how he’s gonna take advantage of his new “singleness” and how he ain’t even tripping. He’s got two bitches at school on tap and this bitch at work on deck he says. Waiting, just waiting he says for the dick. He tells me to fuck all the bullshit, he ain’t about to be tied down...
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i hoped you'd see my face and be reminded
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mum: oh man, imagine i was pregnant?
me: i think that's impossible.
mum: why impossible?!!
me: i think you know the answer to that.
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wine is sweeter colors are brighter a stupid excuse to hold you tighter.
disappointing substitutes
