February 2012
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Anonymous asked: Not a question. You're a good writer.
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johnmayerconfessions:
it’s two in the morning. that’s MONDAY DAMN IT!
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i woke up and everything was dark. it was cold and i had no clothes on and no matter how long i kept my eyes open, they never adjusted to the darkness. i crawled on my hands and knees for anything to grasp, anything to tell me i wasn’t alone in the cold and in the dark but i found Nothing. just a stone floor that never ended. i started to cry and when i exhaled, the wind around me danced in...
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you’re gonna have to trust me: it gets cool with time.
how can i be worth it?
every time my name comes up, you change the subject.
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HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
theseamstress:
cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a...
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they say i’ve got brains but they ain’t doing me no good
– i wish they would.
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"i'm a good man with a good heart, had a tough...
go listen to shadow days by john mayer
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so here i am waiting for the NEW john mayer...
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Mom walks into my room with me sprawled on the...
Mom: Are you hung over?
me: Yes.
Mom: Tsk tsk. You shouldn't drink so much!
me: I'll stop drinking if you stop spending the night at men's houses.
LONG PAUSE.
Mom: That'll never happen
me: Yeahhh it won't!
We high five.
Stephanie: Here you go.
Jonathan: Awesome. Can I have another bag?
Stephanie: Yeah sure, fuck the environment right?
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No. 1 Reason I Want an I-Phone:
To screen cap the hilarious text conversations I have with friends.
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comic book day
okay so today i read:
Heart #3
All-Star Western #5
Aquaman #4
Aquaman #5
The Defenders #3
I, Vampire #4
Fatale part 2
Justice League Dark #4
Justice League Dark #5
Animal Man #6
Swamp Thing #5
Swamp Thing #6
and now my eyes hurt. but it was awesome.
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